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"NEWSHIRT"
$500.00 CAD
You’re probably thinking $500 for this?!?!?
I know, right?!?!?!
This gem!
At that price
is...
an...
absolute...
STEAL!
It feels almost criminal. But this is legit.
NEWSHIRT isn’t just any garment—it’s a rare relic surviving where most dissolve, preserved in a sub-particulate hyper reality intromatter polymer and quantum entangled in a soup of sixes and sevens at the edge of sector TEZ333251....you know...the fire realm.
Capturing its essence defies the laws of physics, making it unlike anything you've seen. Imagine the astonishment when your friends witness this otherworldly piece in action. At this price, passing it up would be madness—embrace a fragment of the multiverse today.
Item Number:RT0058Gender:Unisex
Model:Loose
Fabric:100% cotton
Fabric Weight:10.0 oz/yd² (340 g/m²)
Fabric Thickness:Thick
Care Instructions:Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Features:Basics, Casual, Sporty, Street, Vintage, Daily Casual, Outdoor, Running, Sport, Office, Pure Cotton, Washed, Frayed, Short Sleeve, Drop Shoulder, Round Neck / O-Neck, Regular, Oversized, Spring, Summer, Autumn
Print Size:40*52cm
Notes:Minor batch differences can occur during blank garment production due to variations in fabric, dye and processing. This is common in apparel manufacturing, and we work hard to keep every item consistent.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | |||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 24.0 | 61 | 24.8 | 63 | 25.6 | 65 | 26.4 | 67 |
| Length | 26.4 | 67 | 27.2 | 69 | 28.0 | 71 | 28.7 | 73 |
| Shoulder | 22.4 | 57 | 23.2 | 59 | 24.0 | 61 | 24.8 | 63 |
| Sleeve length | 10.0 | 25.5 | 10.4 | 26.5 | 10.8 | 27.5 | 11.2 | 28.5 |
