You’re probably thinking $600 for this?!?!?

I know, right?!?!?!

What kind of nutjob would sell such a priceless artifact for a pocket full of spare change!?!!

We...

would...

be those...

NUTJOBS!!

It feels almost criminal to get such a great deal on such a rare relic. But this is legit.

Super Hero Skin isn’t just any garment—it’s a rare relic surviving where most dissolve, preserved in a sub-particulate hyper reality intromatter polymer and quantum entangled in a soup of sixes and sevens at the edge of sector TEZ6776767321....the realm of sub quantum hyper freeze.

Typically anything that makes it out of that freezer shatters as soon as it hits anything close to livable temperatures, so this truly defies the laws of physics, making it unlike anything you've seen. Just think of how proud your friends and family will be when they see you sporting this reality bending piece of luxury fashion, and don't worry, nobody needs to know what an amazing deal you got on it.

Pro tip: sign up for the mailing list for a discount code and ask customer support for the blockchain authentication for this rare gem. We only have 25 available. Secure your block-chain verified piece of multiversal history today!

Item Number:RT0058

Gender:Unisex

Model:Loose

Fabric:100% cotton

Fabric Weight:10.0 oz/yd² (340 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness:Thick

Care Instructions:Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean

Features:Basics, Casual, Sporty, Street, Vintage, Daily Casual, Outdoor, Running, Sport, Office, Pure Cotton, Washed, Frayed, Short Sleeve, Drop Shoulder, Round Neck / O-Neck, Regular, Oversized, Spring, Summer, Autumn

Print Size:40*52cm

Notes:Minor batch differences can occur during blank garment production due to variations in fabric, dye and processing. This is common in apparel manufacturing, and we work hard to keep every item consistent.

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